Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is no stranger to politics. An Independent going back to his leadership in the The Protodynastic Period when he nearly single-handedly overthrew the existing, corrupt government - he is just what this country needs to clean house and get back on track.

After his time in the US Special Forces, he helped to take down a meth lab and clean up his home town. He has led a search and rescue mission to Mars, where it was discovered that horrifying experiments were being conducted and of course, he helped shut that down.

We need change

He has also created a football team to help local kids get their lives back on track, and during his time with NASA, discovered and helped to save a previously unknown planet. He was awarded General George S. Patton’s M1911 pistol for his successful efforts against the villainous international terrorist organization Cobra and being a part of an elite team which foiled their plot to have an operative in the White House.

Thomas Jeffrey Hanks is a well loved American with a diverse and heroic background. A Democrat who has been a police officer, a detective, a baseball coach, worked in corrections, animal and mythological creature rescue, he has fought in nearly every single American War.

An avid runner, he won a football scholarship, after which he was injured and received the Purple Heart for an injury sustained in Vietnam as well as the Medal Of Honor. He is a skilled business man, investing his winnings from competitive ping pong in a wildly successful shrimping operation.

At a very young age, he also became the Vice President in Charge of Production at FAO Schwarz, and during his time co-owning a wholesale fruit and vegetable business with his brother, Frederick made history when he saved a mermaid.

As a detective, he and his partner Joe Friday were responsible with taking down the notorious street gang People Against Goodness and Normalcy while at the same time exposing rampant corruption within the local administration.

During his time with NASA, he commanded the Apollo 13 mission to the Moon and as a Congressman, he was responsible for a number of covert operations.

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We may come from different places and have different stories, but we share common hopes, and one very American dream. Nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.

Yes we can!

We are a people of improbable hope. The audacity of hope! Yes we can. We need change. Yes, we can seize our future. There will be setbacks and false starts. The audacity of hope! We can do that.

Hanks is, frankly, overqualified...

Astronaut
Houston, No Problem!

Sports Manager
There is no crying in baseball!

Airline Pilot
I've got this!

Soldier
FUBAR?

FBI Agent
I'll catch you, and I can!

Animated Cowboy
Yee-haw!

Dwayne Johnson has what it takes...

Cop

Mythical God

Patriot

Powerful Singer

Superhero

Lifeguard